Диалоги с туристами.
- So, why do you always travel alone? Doesn’t your boyfriend like traveling?
- He likes traveling. The only problem is he doesn’t exist.
(разговор с туристом)
- Do you think she is our tour guide?
- She is too elegant for a tour guide.
(подслушано с утра во время ожидания туристов)
- So, what do you know about Columbia?
- Only two things...
- But don’t say anything about drugs! I don’t like it.
- I was going to say emeralds.
- Oh! Then go on. What is the the second thing?
- Let’s say there are two emeralds.
(туристы были из Колумбии)