Working on some confidence stuff with Keelie today. We decided from now on that until she's where we want her to be confidence wise, she won't be going out with the other pups. She has been nervous or skiddish since day 1, and we are trying to break her out of the "Barak is my protector" state of mind. Any tips for building up a pups confidence once their over 6 months of age?? #gsd#germanshepherd#puppylove#dogtraining#puppystage#floppyears#workingdog
Today the human received a package from a man in a brown suit. I don't know for sure if it's brown... As I only see in scales of gray. However I have charted all differences in shades and have concluded it is a brown suit possibly. I do many equations in my spare time. Any how, the man who arrived with a secret package. With the words UPS scribed upon his head warmer. I think it keeps his ears on his head(?) still not sure. But I do know I hate this man with all the fibers in this tiny straight jacket delivered to the human. A hell that I now find myself in. I think it's red. Same color as the squeaking mouse man I boop with my snoot. Red seems to mean something. And this straight jacket makes me feel like a good boy. It's become too much. I delighted in a true moment of humanity when the human couldn't pull the jacket over my large ears, Even though they are not ears- they are extremely sensitive satellites. These humans seem to get stupider every day.
Shrieking mouth breathers who delight in an occasional "potty outside". I will say I am feeling a sort of fondness for them. I watch them do pointless exercises of stupid several times a day. I watch them with pity. On their two legs.
Pooping in porcelain bowls. With their small mortal ears for hearing.
I am going bye bye for now. I will scribe later. #dachshund#dachshundsofinstagram#puppies#pupsofinstagram#puppy#floppyears#ears#doggo#dogsofinstagram#doggram#weeniedog#weenie#hotdog#weeniehutjr