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**Repost from @zero_fucksgirl**
Been heading down a bit of a feminist reading rabbithole recently. These are by far my favourites for anyone looking for a feminism update. #reading #escapism #weshouldallbefeminists #clementineford  #fightlikeagirl #ineedawife #annabelcrabb #sydneylibrary
I have no motivation to get my ass back to the gym. I need someone to taser my ass to get me moving. The muscle I gained a few months ago is gone. I’m feeling better so there’s absolutely nothing in my way. I don’t want the depression to get the best of me again. 
Maybe I need a wife to nag me. A nagging wife with a taser. 
I also gotta quit drinking Pepsi. Damn sugar addiction. 
#nomotivation #mustexercise #ineedawife #sugaraddict #pepsi #addiction #depression
I have no motivation to get my ass back to the gym. I need someone to taser my ass to get me moving. The muscle I gained a few months ago is gone. I’m feeling better so there’s absolutely nothing in my way. I don’t want the depression to get the best of me again. Maybe I need a wife to nag me. A nagging wife with a taser. I also gotta quit drinking Pepsi. Damn sugar addiction. #nomotivation  #mustexercise  #ineedawife  #sugaraddict  #pepsi  #addiction  #depression 
Full disclosure: I'm not domesticated... I effed up my meal prep yesterday and made us sick (thank goodness p didn't eat it!) So, my plan for tonight's supper was shot. Anybody else LOVE rotisserie chicken?! I stopped at the store on the way home, whipped up some rice and threw together chicken and rice bowl with lettuce and Greek yogurt, my heart is happy ❤ 
#mealprepgonewrong #notdomesticated #ineedawife

#growwithheart #goals #goalchaser #goaldigger #cantstopme #buildyourself 
#fitmom #fitgirl #stronggirl #fitjourney #girlswithgoals #choosejoy
#actionsequalresults #loveyourlife #workitout #selflove #postpartumjourney #discipline #activefamily #fitfam #designyourlife #momboss
#happiness #lifebydesign #sweat #healthyhabits #healthy
Full disclosure: I'm not domesticated... I effed up my meal prep yesterday and made us sick (thank goodness p didn't eat it!) So, my plan for tonight's supper was shot. Anybody else LOVE rotisserie chicken?! I stopped at the store on the way home, whipped up some rice and threw together chicken and rice bowl with lettuce and Greek yogurt, my heart is happy ❤ #mealprepgonewrong  #notdomesticated  #ineedawife  #growwithheart  #goals  #goalchaser  #goaldigger  #cantstopme  #buildyourself  #fitmom  #fitgirl  #stronggirl  #fitjourney  #girlswithgoals  #choosejoy  #actionsequalresults  #loveyourlife  #workitout  #selflove  #postpartumjourney  #discipline  #activefamily  #fitfam  #designyourlife  #momboss  #happiness  #lifebydesign  #sweat  #healthyhabits  #healthy 
For all of you youngens so eager to call it quits.... Lifelong commitment is not what everyone thinks it is. It's not waking up early every morning to make breakfast and eat together. It's not cuddling in bed together until both of you peacefully fall asleep. It's not a clean home and a homemade meal every day.  It's someone who steals all the covers. It's sometimes slammed doors, and a few harsh words, disagreeing, and the silent treatment until your hearts heal. Then...forgiveness!  It's coming home to the same person everyday that you know loves and cares about you, in spite of and because of who you are. It's laughing about the one time you accidentally did something stupid. It's about dirty laundry and unmade beds without finger pointing.  It's about helping each other with the hard work of life! It's about swallowing the nagging words instead of saying them out loud.  It's about eating the cheapest and easiest meal you can make and sitting down together at 10 p.m. to eat because you both had a crazy day. It's when you have an emotional breakdown, and your love lays with you and holds you and tells you everything is going to be okay, and you believe them. It's when "Netflix and chill" literally means you watch Netflix and hang out. It's about still loving someone even though sometimes they make you absolutely insane. Living with the person you love is not perfect, and sometimes it's hard, but it's amazing and comforting and one of the best things you'll ever experience.  #imlookingforher #mrs.right #stillaintfoundher #ineedawife #happylife
For all of you youngens so eager to call it quits.... Lifelong commitment is not what everyone thinks it is. It's not waking up early every morning to make breakfast and eat together. It's not cuddling in bed together until both of you peacefully fall asleep. It's not a clean home and a homemade meal every day. It's someone who steals all the covers. It's sometimes slammed doors, and a few harsh words, disagreeing, and the silent treatment until your hearts heal. Then...forgiveness! It's coming home to the same person everyday that you know loves and cares about you, in spite of and because of who you are. It's laughing about the one time you accidentally did something stupid. It's about dirty laundry and unmade beds without finger pointing. It's about helping each other with the hard work of life! It's about swallowing the nagging words instead of saying them out loud. It's about eating the cheapest and easiest meal you can make and sitting down together at 10 p.m. to eat because you both had a crazy day. It's when you have an emotional breakdown, and your love lays with you and holds you and tells you everything is going to be okay, and you believe them. It's when "Netflix and chill" literally means you watch Netflix and hang out. It's about still loving someone even though sometimes they make you absolutely insane. Living with the person you love is not perfect, and sometimes it's hard, but it's amazing and comforting and one of the best things you'll ever experience. #imlookingforher  #mrs .right #stillaintfoundher  #ineedawife  #happylife 
Merry belated Christmas to me. Two loads down and at least a half dozen remaining to get caught up #laundry #momlife #endless #ineedawife
Home made fish tacos. Fuck yeah !

#husbandmaterial #gainz #foodporn  #instafit  #ineedawife  #instafood
Unless you have soft ears, a wet nose and sit like a frog, I'm not available for conversation😉
Unless you have soft ears, a wet nose and sit like a frog, I'm not available for conversation😉
Congratulations to my little brother for beating me at tying the knot. 
#ineedawife #andalife #help
Y’all, I am not a naturally patient person, so finally getting back to working out and running, only to catch whatever virus my littlest had is really a battle of wills. I haven’t felt this poorly in about 3 1/2 years! Fever, chills, aches, my nose can’t decide whether it’s plugged with concrete or a drippy faucet, but my eyes are definitely certain that they need to be running at all times, and the sneezing and coughing is so crazy that I’m wetting myself. Rest doesn’t come naturally to me, and with four kids(two of whom still rely pretty heavily on me), I’m doing as little as possible so that I can still take care of them. Sometimes self care is doing nothing, resting, and outsourcing as much as possible. They’ll survive a few days on lunchables or whatever! 😂 #worldsokayestmom #worldsokayestrunner #momlife #thisviruscansuckit #momsdontgetsickdays #ineedawife #thankfulformyhubby #thankfulformychildren #thankfulforlunchables #senddayquil #norunningforme
Y’all, I am not a naturally patient person, so finally getting back to working out and running, only to catch whatever virus my littlest had is really a battle of wills. I haven’t felt this poorly in about 3 1/2 years! Fever, chills, aches, my nose can’t decide whether it’s plugged with concrete or a drippy faucet, but my eyes are definitely certain that they need to be running at all times, and the sneezing and coughing is so crazy that I’m wetting myself. Rest doesn’t come naturally to me, and with four kids(two of whom still rely pretty heavily on me), I’m doing as little as possible so that I can still take care of them. Sometimes self care is doing nothing, resting, and outsourcing as much as possible. They’ll survive a few days on lunchables or whatever! 😂 #worldsokayestmom  #worldsokayestrunner  #momlife  #thisviruscansuckit  #momsdontgetsickdays  #ineedawife  #thankfulformyhubby  #thankfulformychildren  #thankfulforlunchables  #senddayquil  #norunningforme 
Y’all, I am not a naturally patient person, so finally getting back to working out and running, only to catch whatever virus my littlest had is really a battle of wills. I haven’t felt this poorly in about 3 1/2 years! Fever, chills, aches, my nose can’t decide whether it’s plugged with concrete or a drippy faucet, but my eyes are definitely certain that they need to be running at all times, and the sneezing and coughing is so crazy that I’m wetting myself. Rest doesn’t come naturally to me, and with four kids(two of whom still rely pretty heavily on me), I’m doing as little as possible so that I can still take care of them. Sometimes self care is doing nothing, resting, and outsourcing as much as possible. They’ll survive a few days on lunchables or whatever! 😂 #worldsokayestmom #worldsokayestrunner #momlife #thisviruscansuckit #momsdontgetsickdays #ineedawife #thankfulformyhubby #thankfulformychildren #thankfulforlunchables #senddayquil #norunningforme
Y’all, I am not a naturally patient person, so finally getting back to working out and running, only to catch whatever virus my littlest had is really a battle of wills. I haven’t felt this poorly in about 3 1/2 years! Fever, chills, aches, my nose can’t decide whether it’s plugged with concrete or a drippy faucet, but my eyes are definitely certain that they need to be running at all times, and the sneezing and coughing is so crazy that I’m wetting myself. Rest doesn’t come naturally to me, and with four kids(two of whom still rely pretty heavily on me), I’m doing as little as possible so that I can still take care of them. Sometimes self care is doing nothing, resting, and outsourcing as much as possible. They’ll survive a few days on lunchables or whatever! 😂 #worldsokayestmom  #worldsokayestrunner  #momlife  #thisviruscansuckit  #momsdontgetsickdays  #ineedawife  #thankfulformyhubby  #thankfulformychildren  #thankfulforlunchables  #senddayquil  #norunningforme 
If you selfie while lying down, the gravity sucks the bags under your eyes back into your face. And if you up the brightness a little, the wrinkles seem less noticeable. And it helps if you look whimsically out the window like, "How much longer will this retrograde last?" #ineedawife #andamakeover #sendpopsicles #fleainfestation #croupsucks #selfietips #literallythelongestnightoftheyear
Wondering whether anyone else's husband cleans up the kitchen and one corner looks like this? 
#hesproudofhimself 
#ineedawife 
#imnotkidding
My skills is limited I 🙏🏼 this shit tastes good #INEEDAWIFE
My skills is limited I 🙏🏼 this shit tastes good #INEEDAWIFE 
Same, Karen. Same. 😂🍷🍸🥂
#mood #beingamomishard #actuallyitsucks #stressedout  #ineedawife #karenwalker
When you’ve been working long, long hours and you see an open gurney, it’s fair game in my book. #shhhh #waitingonAnesthesia #nappytime #mammaneedsanap #hospitallife #nolife #ineedanap #ineedavacation #ineedadrink #ineedawife
Every. Damn. Night. #whymustyoueat #ineedawife #wannamoveinmum?
If you don’t cook vegetable like this.... throw your vegetables away 🥦 🏈🌎✌🏾.
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#meathead #fullback #fitfam #swole #tatted #riddell #revospeed #nike #sigep #beardgang #beard #bored #mealprep #tomcats #thielcollege #asparagus #eatclean #shoulderboulders #vegetables #chef #healthy #guysthatlift #guyswhocook #toomanyhashtags #ineedawife #guyswithtattoos
Not even sure what @beigeluisa calls this, but I call it delicious.
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#ineedawife #foodporn #mexicanfood #wintersoup #deliciousfood #gratitude
Day 2 in the #beachphotochallenge is #candy.  I knew there was a reason I brought this #candycane #beachtrash home! 😂 I will probably declare this as day three's  #green too, because I know I'm not going to be able to keep up and who doesn't like a #twofer? #sopathetic #tistheseason #beingawomanisthereason #ineedawife 😉😊❤️
Contemplating it now. 🤔#ineedawife #ihatelaundry
Mumma was super organized and started Christmas shopping early, then some how the foot slipped off the gas and now my list seems to be growing not shirking 🤔🎁🤷‍♀️
Add in a million festive parties, concerts & BBQs and I’m tired just thinking about it! 🤦‍♀️
Oh and it’s hot. Too hot
...but it’s going to be thunderstorms ALL weekend (how is that even possoble⛈??)
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#rantover #firstworldproblems #toomuchtodo #toohot #toorainy #toobusy #partyparty #christmasconcert #christmasfunction #christmasparty #christmas2017 #todolist #busymumma #stayontrack #lotstodo #shopshopshop #wrapwrapwrap #atleastthetreeispretty #atleastthetreeisup #elfontheshelf #christmastraditions #ineedawine #ineedawife
Mumma was super organized and started Christmas shopping early, then some how the foot slipped off the gas and now my list seems to be growing not shirking 🤔🎁🤷‍♀️ Add in a million festive parties, concerts & BBQs and I’m tired just thinking about it! 🤦‍♀️ Oh and it’s hot. Too hot ...but it’s going to be thunderstorms ALL weekend (how is that even possoble⛈??) . . #rantover  #firstworldproblems  #toomuchtodo  #toohot  #toorainy  #toobusy  #partyparty  #christmasconcert  #christmasfunction  #christmasparty  #christmas2017  #todolist  #busymumma  #stayontrack  #lotstodo  #shopshopshop  #wrapwrapwrap  #atleastthetreeispretty  #atleastthetreeisup  #elfontheshelf  #christmastraditions  #ineedawine  #ineedawife 
This is exactly what happens in both @queen.juli819 and @0hn0_its_oli_josh619 rooms!!!! #messy #teenager #preteen #whysomanycups #ineedawife #postionopen #lol
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ @jackxli :
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#fatherslove #leagacy #globalempire #motivationalquotes #motivationmonday #love #family #grindtime #letswork #ineedawife #idgt #imightbecrazy #hearontrackz #chicagotakeover #streetwear #fashion #lifestylebrand
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire  to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ @jackxli : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #fatherslove  #leagacy  #globalempire  #motivationalquotes  #motivationmonday  #love  #family  #grindtime  #letswork  #ineedawife  #idgt  #imightbecrazy  #hearontrackz  #chicagotakeover  #streetwear  #fashion  #lifestylebrand 
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ @jackxli :
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#fatherslove #leagacy #globalempire #motivationalquotes #motivationmonday #love #family #grindtime #letswork #ineedawife #idgt #imightbecrazy #hearontrackz #chicagotakeover #streetwear #fashion #lifestylebrand
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire  to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ @jackxli : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #fatherslove  #leagacy  #globalempire  #motivationalquotes  #motivationmonday  #love  #family  #grindtime  #letswork  #ineedawife  #idgt  #imightbecrazy  #hearontrackz  #chicagotakeover  #streetwear  #fashion  #lifestylebrand 
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ 📸 @jackxli :
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#fatherslove #leagacy #globalempire #motivationalquotes #motivationmonday #love #family #grindtime #letswork #ineedawife #idgt #imightbecrazy #hearontrackz #chicagotakeover #streetwear #fashion #lifestylebrand
Everything I’m doing with @sbrbnknght & @knightlife_entertainment.cc is so I can pass down a #Empire  to my son, I really don’t care about anyone opinion on my life right now. If I don’t do this if I don’t put everything on line right now then who is my son going to be looking up to while he growing up. How am I going to look him in the eyes and tell him to follow his dreams if I don’t follow mine 🤷🏿‍♂️ 📸 @jackxli : : : : : : : : : : : : : : #fatherslove  #leagacy  #globalempire  #motivationalquotes  #motivationmonday  #love  #family  #grindtime  #letswork  #ineedawife  #idgt  #imightbecrazy  #hearontrackz  #chicagotakeover  #streetwear  #fashion  #lifestylebrand 
To my fellow working moms spending their Sunday cleaning the house for hours after the kids go to sleep instead of relaxing because they know otherwise the week will be even more hectic and addled, and nothing will get done: I see you. The "invisible work" you do for your family is as important as the 9-to-5 work, even--maybe even especially--when it feels invisible. ❤️
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#momproblems #workingmom #workingmomsrock #workingmomproblems #sundayfunday #tiredasamother #invisiblewoman #momlife #momlove #momlifebelike #ineedawife #momsofig #bbgcommunity
To my fellow working moms spending their Sunday cleaning the house for hours after the kids go to sleep instead of relaxing because they know otherwise the week will be even more hectic and addled, and nothing will get done: I see you. The "invisible work" you do for your family is as important as the 9-to-5 work, even--maybe even especially--when it feels invisible. ❤️ . . . . . #momproblems  #workingmom  #workingmomsrock  #workingmomproblems  #sundayfunday  #tiredasamother  #invisiblewoman  #momlife  #momlove  #momlifebelike  #ineedawife  #momsofig  #bbgcommunity 
#DontDoIt

#INeedAWife so I can leave these streets alone fr.... lol but nobody wants me!!!
Playing with old camera apps instead of cleaning because, well, I’d rather be doing anything except cleaning... 🤫
Playing with old camera apps instead of cleaning because, well, I’d rather be doing anything except cleaning... 🤫
I know it's not even 8pm yet but I'm sleepy and she's literally bouncing off the walls!!!😞😢😭😭
#singlemom #singlelife #mommiesdontgetsickdays #someonehelp #ineedanap #ineedawife