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Good morning world! Meet joker. Seeking mate. He's a goofball but please only serious inquiries lol ๐Ÿ˜ #datingproblems #dogmating #activlyseeking #ineedawife
Band night @ the Local โœŒ๐Ÿผ
#bandnight #local #bro #littlebrother #beer #engineeringlife #ineedawife #guitar #knockoffs #lovemelbourne
๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ mannnnnn....Iโ€™ll take the sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด, hair wash ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝ + champs ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ for $500 Alex!!!!! #allfacts #newmomstruggle #whereisthelie #ineedawife
๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ mannnnnn....Iโ€™ll take the sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด, hair wash ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝ + champs ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ for $500 Alex!!!!! #allfacts  #newmomstruggle  #whereisthelie  #ineedawife 
Anyone for a spot of lunch?  I mean in the literal sense... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ This is all I have had time for today,  so feeling pretty hungry!  #lunch #salad #saladrolls #vegetarian #vegefoodie #ineedawife #foodporn #foodieporn #tuesday #hungry #poppyseed
Itโ€™s Sunday breakfast. Yesterday, I worked all day clearing leaves from the yard. New England fall- but not as bad as previous years, the last storm blew about half our leaves away sharing them with neighbors. This morning I woke ravenous for a big meal! @beyondmeat burger, @parmelacreamery mozzarella, shredded kale and cabbage and hash browns. Bam!  #thickandsassyvegan #vegan #girlpower #plantpowered #ineedawife #foodislife
Itโ€™s Sunday breakfast. Yesterday, I worked all day clearing leaves from the yard. New England fall- but not as bad as previous years, the last storm blew about half our leaves away sharing them with neighbors. This morning I woke ravenous for a big meal! @beyondmeat burger, @parmelacreamery mozzarella, shredded kale and cabbage and hash browns. Bam! #thickandsassyvegan  #vegan  #girlpower  #plantpowered  #ineedawife  #foodislife 
I knelt on the carpet for a few seconds. It's conceivable I need to vacuum more frequently. #WhiteDogBlackClothes #ineedawife #suckathousework
Saturday morning chores ๐Ÿ™ #ineedawife #ironic #laundry #clenaing #errands #adulting #butfirstcoffee
Giving a huge shout out to these two. Thanks for always letting me be the third wheel #ineedawife #theyneedalonetime
Worked a long stretch of days, then wake up to this. -#ineedawife #losingit #caffeinefix
I sent this card to my mother over 40 years ago, it reads on the inside: โ€œ I clawed my way to the middle.โ€ I had just started a new job and had just had a baby, in that convergence of life changing moments I saw my fancy career fly out of the kitchen window. We laughed and laughed over this, truth be told I went farther than my mother ever dreamed of going but not as far as my daughters have. #wearingafur #ineedawife #mybigfatcareer #itsjustwork
I sent this card to my mother over 40 years ago, it reads on the inside: โ€œ I clawed my way to the middle.โ€ I had just started a new job and had just had a baby, in that convergence of life changing moments I saw my fancy career fly out of the kitchen window. We laughed and laughed over this, truth be told I went farther than my mother ever dreamed of going but not as far as my daughters have. #wearingafur  #ineedawife  #mybigfatcareer  #itsjustwork 
This is what the dinner and desk of a woman who's spent the day in builders' merchants and supervising the knocking about of a Victorian house looks like.  Because now I've got to squeeze in the day job.
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 #stilllovemyjob #entrepreneur #entrepreneurlife #juggling #renovation #victorianhouse #change #newlife #coaching #perspectives #letgoofperfect #ineedapa #ineedawife
Good food, good friends, good times! So glad I got to spend the weekend catching up with one of my originals! #highschoolbestie #reminiscing #loveher #sarge #ineedawife #besthosts #austin #alwaysagoodtimewithhim #travel #gorgeousviews #happyheart #thatsmile #thisisliving #backtoreality #dietstartstomorrow
If this ainโ€™t the truth I donโ€™t know what else is. I need to start reevaluating my life this shit ainโ€™t right. #wakeupcall #facts #ineedtoreevaluatemylife #thisshitaintright #ineedawife #thisshitisserious
At least one girl... ๐Ÿ˜ #dontlook #donttouch #ineedawife #dog #love
#greenjuice for the drama the day brings #peaceandlove #ineedawife lol
Shout out to the wedding bride and groom. Both of these people are amazing. Amanda has been nothing but spectacular. I owe her a lot because she has taught me so much. I wish you guys nothing but the best in this journey. #funwedding #adventure #ineedawife #sickdancemoves #makingthewave #smiling #dope
Missed my flight earlier ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธMaking the most of it ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ‡#blessed #grateful #thankyoulord #stayhumble #ineedawife ๐Ÿ˜‹Just saying
Missed my flight earlier ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธMaking the most of it ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ‡#blessed  #grateful  #thankyoulord  #stayhumble  #ineedawife  ๐Ÿ˜‹Just saying
Always good to get grits with your butter #stillgood #breakfast #ineedawife
After few ramen cooking sessions. ๐Ÿ˜Œ #ineedawife
After few ramen cooking sessions. ๐Ÿ˜Œ #ineedawife 
I drank a little much with old friend today..Now I m feeling high and honeymood๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ But no wife๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข #Ineedawife #asap #loveofmylifeโค๏ธ #wherearethou #youbettercomefastโค๐Ÿ™Œ
Back when I had my life together, I made these little frames of all the costumes they've worn, that I put out each fall. ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปI haven't developed pictures in 7 years ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธIs #shutterfly still everyone's go to? I do #groovebook to get them off of my phone but those aren't quality pics. I want printed albums AND old school 4x6 and probably some sort of system. #spillit #ineedawife #15konmyphone #photos
Back when I had my life together, I made these little frames of all the costumes they've worn, that I put out each fall. ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปI haven't developed pictures in 7 years ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธIs #shutterfly  still everyone's go to? I do #groovebook  to get them off of my phone but those aren't quality pics. I want printed albums AND old school 4x6 and probably some sort of system. #spillit  #ineedawife  #15konmyphone  #photos 
Anyone wanna come take my face off, feed me and tuck me in? Soooo tired, ill again and other stuff. #ineedsleep #ineedawife wake me up on Friday for my holiday.
Anyone wanna come take my face off, feed me and tuck me in? Soooo tired, ill again and other stuff. #ineedsleep  #ineedawife  wake me up on Friday for my holiday.
guess who's back in town... ur not so friendly neighborhood, G~
My regular thoughts on law abiding.
guess who's back in town... ur not so friendly neighborhood, G~ My regular thoughts on law abiding.
Itโ€™s nice having somebody who cooks in the house. (Paper plates are what happens when neither person likes doing the dishes.) #ineedawife #lovemesomemeatballs #somuchforthediet
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Chilly morning @enduraevents 50k @antelopeislandstatepark. 5th place, not too shabby. The tech sections caught me off guard. I'm going to half to up my game for @nueraceseries True Grit Epic! Ended up turning my cool down into a 30 mile adventure to get a half century in today. #xcendurancerace #yeticycles #maxxistires #ergon #foxracingshox #giro #diadora #shimanomtb #usucycling #imcrazy #raceprep #endurancetraining #falladventures #antelopeislandstatepark #bison #goatheadthorns #icaneatwhateveriwant #ineedawife #lonewolf #singlelife
Chilly morning @enduraevents 50k @antelopeislandstatepark. 5th place, not too shabby. The tech sections caught me off guard. I'm going to half to up my game for @nueraceseries True Grit Epic! Ended up turning my cool down into a 30 mile adventure to get a half century in today. #xcendurancerace  #yeticycles  #maxxistires  #ergon  #foxracingshox  #giro  #diadora  #shimanomtb  #usucycling  #imcrazy  #raceprep  #endurancetraining  #falladventures  #antelopeislandstatepark  #bison  #goatheadthorns  #icaneatwhateveriwant  #ineedawife  #lonewolf  #singlelife 
Life is all about balance, right?
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Sometimes I am on a diet eating super healthy, and sometimes before I know it, I have shoved a whole sleeve of Oreos, a bag of goldfish, the rest of the pint of ben and Jerrys, and five cheese quesadillas in my mouth, in ten minutes flat. #whatskinnyjeans
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Sometimes I work out HARD at the gym, and other times I go through seasons of zero work outs at all. #whatcanisay
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Sometimes my kids are SUPER CHILL and easy going, they listen to me well, they donโ€™t fight (notice how I said sometimes?) and sometimes they are at each others THROATS and I wonder if it is a full moon outside. #whoschildrenarethese
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Sometimes I make awesome dinners, keep up on all the laundry, keep the house completely cleaned, and sometimesโ€ฆ. Well.. you get the picture. #ineedawife
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A lot of the times, I try to stay away from chemicals and added toxins. I even try to stay away from added dyes, added sugar, basically just processed junk that our body doesnโ€™t need.
It is REALLY easy for me to use oils to make #allthethings and feel good whether it is an owie rub, headache relief, muscle relief, seasonal relief, sleep, weight lossโ€ฆ the list is forever.
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I will honestly admit that the essential oil life makes the toxin free living convenient and easy for me to follow.
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however sometimes you are at Kroger, your kid is SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF, you go over and get a free cookie, and the only cookies available are orange colored dye definitely added, sugar filled, pumpkin cookies.
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You weigh the options, think of the pros / cons, and you walk away with a dye iced processed cookie and a happy child. #win
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He experienced a sugar high, and a few minutes later (as pictured) a sugar low! #kids #kroger #sugar #pumpkin #ineedawife #essentialoils  #momlife #sahm
Life is all about balance, right? . Sometimes I am on a diet eating super healthy, and sometimes before I know it, I have shoved a whole sleeve of Oreos, a bag of goldfish, the rest of the pint of ben and Jerrys, and five cheese quesadillas in my mouth, in ten minutes flat. #whatskinnyjeans  . . Sometimes I work out HARD at the gym, and other times I go through seasons of zero work outs at all. #whatcanisay  . . Sometimes my kids are SUPER CHILL and easy going, they listen to me well, they donโ€™t fight (notice how I said sometimes?) and sometimes they are at each others THROATS and I wonder if it is a full moon outside. #whoschildrenarethese  . . . Sometimes I make awesome dinners, keep up on all the laundry, keep the house completely cleaned, and sometimesโ€ฆ. Well.. you get the picture. #ineedawife  . . A lot of the times, I try to stay away from chemicals and added toxins. I even try to stay away from added dyes, added sugar, basically just processed junk that our body doesnโ€™t need. It is REALLY easy for me to use oils to make #allthethings  and feel good whether it is an owie rub, headache relief, muscle relief, seasonal relief, sleep, weight lossโ€ฆ the list is forever. . . I will honestly admit that the essential oil life makes the toxin free living convenient and easy for me to follow. . . however sometimes you are at Kroger, your kid is SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF, you go over and get a free cookie, and the only cookies available are orange colored dye definitely added, sugar filled, pumpkin cookies. . You weigh the options, think of the pros / cons, and you walk away with a dye iced processed cookie and a happy child. #win  . He experienced a sugar high, and a few minutes later (as pictured) a sugar low! #kids  #kroger  #sugar  #pumpkin  #ineedawife  #essentialoils  #momlife  #sahm 
When you're laundry isn't dry and your Uber driver is 7 minutes away...these are the pants of shame lolololol...
#fashionfauxpas 
#pantsofshame
#lastresort
#wheresthatlaundryfairy
#Ineedawife
#Nashville
2 miles into a 16 mile hike I was pretty alright with using the unexpected snowstorm as a valid excuse to turn back.  But I didn't and have been in the exact same position on my bed since returning home two hours ago.  I didn't see any of those mountain goats that everyone brags about, might be that I wouldn't go near the edge. But I did see a moose haul off down the mountainside and discovered my childhood friend, @aercanbrack scrambling up the last miserable mile right in front of me.  Gorgeous colors, spectacular clouds, and crazy awesome views.  Even still, I'm in no hurry to get back.
#autumninutah #autumninogden #hikeutah #benlomondpeak #sabbathworship #naturechurch #imayneverwalkagain #sendhelp #andfood #ineedawife
2 miles into a 16 mile hike I was pretty alright with using the unexpected snowstorm as a valid excuse to turn back. But I didn't and have been in the exact same position on my bed since returning home two hours ago. I didn't see any of those mountain goats that everyone brags about, might be that I wouldn't go near the edge. But I did see a moose haul off down the mountainside and discovered my childhood friend, @aercanbrack scrambling up the last miserable mile right in front of me. Gorgeous colors, spectacular clouds, and crazy awesome views. Even still, I'm in no hurry to get back. #autumninutah  #autumninogden  #hikeutah  #benlomondpeak  #sabbathworship  #naturechurch  #imayneverwalkagain  #sendhelp  #andfood  #ineedawife 
The amount of my weekend spent doing dishes is insane! I want my money and the last 15 years of chores back! ๐Ÿ˜

#AdultsOnStrike
#INeedAWife
The amount of my weekend spent doing dishes is insane! I want my money and the last 15 years of chores back! ๐Ÿ˜ #AdultsOnStrike  #INeedAWife 
โœจ๐ŸŽ‰ THREES A PARTY ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ
#myfleet #bmw #landrover #mercedes #blue #mycrew #happy #awesome #luxury #homeownerisnext #ineedawife #business #fleet #european #rangerover #330ci #thule #outside #fun #travel #explore #metris #seaside #florida #newengland # #ocean #salty #posse #smile ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจโœจโœจ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ
โœจ๐ŸŽ‰ THREES A PARTY ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ #myfleet  #bmw  #landrover  #mercedes  #blue  #mycrew  #happy  #awesome  #luxury  #homeownerisnext  #ineedawife  #business  #fleet  #european  #rangerover  #330ci  #thule  #outside  #fun  #travel  #explore  #metris  #seaside  #florida  #newengland  # #ocean  #salty  #posse  #smile  ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจโœจโœจ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐ŸŽ‰โœจโœจ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โœจ
This Is The National Dad Hair-Do ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Itโ€™s All 99% Of Dads Can Do Lol #ITried #INeedAWife #SingleDad
#housewifeandsuperstar #flagging at the prospect of #quince #conversion as they're #ripe and I've not #time for #preparation #autumn #tragedy so I'm taking them all to the #studio tomorrow and will #spreadlove #ineedawife