"...was typical of Log Cabin #Discordians . Never make THAT mistake again, Sharla grumbled, gazing out at the sea. Sealing her wish with a #prayer , she felt her past errors being washed away into the cool wide arms of the #PacificOcean , whose foamy fingers tickled her toes and cooled her heels. The moment had barely passed when she turned to her left and looked, with horror, into the eyes of her biggest mistake, who looked equally surprised. Sharla? He gasped. Where's your #bikini ? Byron! She exclaimed. What are you doing in #California ?! I asked first, he seethed. Well...Sharla waited, twirling her finger around the lock of hair she hoped would become a #ponytail ...I want to #baptize the #twins#naked , as it lends a sacred #aura to the practice, and as this is a #nudebeach -- Byron cut her off. Twins? Sharla pointed her #Selenite wand toward the two naked cherubs making #wigs out of seaweed. What the f**k, Sharla?! Byron blazed. Whose f**king kids are those?! Sharla sighed impatiently. There you go with that Amish temper. They're mine, because I borrowed them, and they already have my #pizzazz , so please: go back East and leave us be. Arrogantly sighing, Byron turned and walked away. Some things never change, he muttered. Sharla wasn't done. And it's not where they came from, it's where they came to! And they came to me, when I offered them #TurkishDelight ! If this was #Narnia , you'd find it endearing, but I see your hatred of #BrownWomen has left you...Byron...BYRON!! It was useless. He was already 3 or 4 #saladbars away and only offered disdain. Put some clothes on before you get burned again! Sharla gasped. That b*stard, she thought, tossing more #Turkish Delight at the now crying babies. He's the one who forgot the sunscreen that day, but its MY fault? Hurt turned to disgust on Friday when she opened the package he sent using his Turkish legal name. It was one of those intimate tan guards she had seen on TV at night after #LawAndOrder . NOT BEING A JERK, read the card. LOVE ALWAYS, BURHAN. You're still Amish to me, Sharla pouted, then checked the price tag. She mailed the twins in the same box for #environmental ..."
SHARLA'S CALIFORNIA CAPER (excerpt), p.564
Spa with my darling @illiy_a finally back to adding photos and thought I'd start from back before Italy. Thanks again Illiyeen I loved it and I hope to see you soon my darling xxx #spa#turkishbaths#turkishdelight#tea
Jadis The White Witch: Do you know why you're here, Faun?
Mr. Tumnus: Because, I believe in a free Narnia.
Jadis The White Witch: You're here because *he* turned you in... for sweeties. -The Lion the Witch & the Wardrobe
Good morning #bookstagram ! Today's #bookbabesjuly prompt is books & sweets and I obviously had to go with the iconic Turkish delights that Edmund was willing to trade in his family for 😂 also, thank you @sammaybereading for the Narnia greeting card ❤️ .
QotD: which film was your favorite from the books? Mine is definitely The Lion the Witch & the Wardrobe .
#grimdragon what really grinds my gears - Stickers from @thriftbooks I had to use a blow dryer to get it off of this book Lol and many more books I've purchased from them
#talesandteajuly book that surprised you
#stuffandhogwartsjuly ambitious character - Edmund, he's definitely a Slytherin
#bookreadhappyhour female daredevils - Susan
#fanaticalbirdjuly longest title
#bookishuniversejuly17 favorite author
400 gr yağsız kıyma (tercihen 2 kere çekilmiş süt danası)
1 çay bardağı pirinç
1 küçük kuru soğan
3-4 dal maydanoz
1 çorba kaşığı zeytinyağı
Kıymanın yarısı 1 kaşık zeytinyağı ile kavrulur. 1 çay bardağı pirinç diri kalmayacak şekilde haşlanır, suyu süzülür ve soğumaya bırakılır. Bir kapta çiğ kıyma, haşlanmış pirinç, kavrulmuş kıyma, ince doğranmış maydanoz, rendelenmiş kuru soğan, tuz, karabiber, 1 yumurta karıştırılır, güzelce yoğurulur. Ceviz büyüklüğünde köfteler yapılır. Köfteler önce una ardından yumurta ve galeta ununa batırılarak kızartılır. Afiyet olsun...