In response to my new lewk I've been told I look like the following
1.) buff Freddie Mercury
2.) 70s porn star
3.) a character from Tom of Finland
5.) hardcore Italian (which makes sense because I'm half Italian but don't look it normally)
6.) a rapist with black hair (I think that was mostly in response to the mustache)
Which the exception of #6 I ain't mad about any of those comparisons.
Thanks @robpizzutidotcom and @hairartisanssalon for the new weave