Hi I am finally able to post something again. Unfortunately I have been sick the last couple of weeks, the flu hit me really bad. Yesterday I was finally feeling like myself again and was able to workout again. Since not being able to do anything these last weeks I restarted my BAM journey in week one. I was quite upset becauses I had already come this far, but that’s just how life goes and my body is no where near to the fitness level I had before my sick weeks. So I did @sweat @sjanaelise BAM week 1 Yoga yesterday and am now on my way to hit the gym to do a little LISS
THAT's RIGHT, JUST 10 MORE DAYS TO GO...or something like that...! or 13...or 7... what did I say at the beginning...? whatever, who's counting anyway...
I'm here to detox from stupid things, find my spirit animal, slaughter it, and wear it's hide or feathers, or scales, or scrotum, as a trophy, as I triumphantly return to my every day life, with new adventurous (= traumatizing) experiences as additional baggage that I can use as material in my socially awkward attempt to connect to the world.
So I found yet another hole I can defile...with my imagination (it's more effective, plus...AGAIN...sexual jokes are no longer popular... in France, terrorism is). So this must be the gloryhole terrorists use to connect with each other below the radar. Also it can be used to speak to each other (which afterwards of course makes things a bit...weird...). Or perhaps some poisonous snake will jump out any second now to swallow me whole...perhaps I can use it's skinn afterwards to make a nice and durable hammock, and FINALLY get some sleep.
I think I'll take my chances with the possibility of the hammock.
Lesson for today: I think I actually learned today to not care so much about failing, and just do my best, and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with it... If you are wandering in disappointment where the joke is, then I suggest typing "comedian" on youtube, cause this is MY LIFE....and...there's no Mekhi Phifer.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for!
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